The Movies You’ll See

In “Anecdotal Tales”, stories will be told. Some will be fun, some will not. Some will be great, some will be less so. Some stories are true, some are merely possible. This is one of them.

The Movies You’ll See

When you travel to a theater
You will find a patron greeter
They’ll say what there is to see
And the choices will fill you with glee

You could see a flick about a rhinoceratops
Who befriends a small boy who likes pork chops
Then there’s the drama that takes place in France
Where a man loses everything but his underpants.

Then there are adventures deep underground
Where monsters and creatures travel around.
There are guys who like to drive really fast
Because they must escape from their past.

There are movies for all kinds of folks
There’re talking animals that make jokes.
Watch a dance movie where they bounce and leap
Then one person mis-steps and they’re all in a heap.

So many ways can you watch these shows,
What option to pick?  Why, nobody knows!
Do you want them with popcorn or candy?
Are you the sort that thinks 3D is dandy?

You can go see them alone in the middle of the day
You can go see them just when the weather is rather gray.
You can go see them when they are brand new
You can go see them with a friend who wants to go too.

Seats on the sides are by far the most springy
And you won’t have to step in that gooey thingy.
Try to avoid people who are much taller than you
They want to see movies just as much as you do.

Maybe you’ll laugh at a fish that plays guitar
You might see worlds that exist in a pickle jar.
Some alien might cause you to let out a scream
You might even fight crime with a super team.

Whatever you watch, sit back and enjoy
Rub your hands and squeal, “oh boy!”
You can leave before the credits are done,
Just remember that this is supposed to be fun

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